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What problems are we facing! / Re: Fukushima!!!
« Last post by firstdrift on October 07, 2012, 06:22:55 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N72UiPgYlZY&feature=g-all-f

I have kids too! This is going to impact us in so many ways, it is not funny. We as Kiwi's should be proud of our stance with Nuclear Power and we should NEVER ever change it.
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Hinemaiaia River And Rip / went for walkies
« Last post by firstdrift on September 28, 2012, 02:57:46 pm »
Lots of older trout dropping back down now. The water was perfect in the Hine yesterday. Some beautiful water up there too. Still heaps of pressure on the Hine. I did all my damage on the Glo Bug in here yesterday.
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Waitahanui River and Rip / went for walkies
« Last post by firstdrift on September 28, 2012, 02:56:09 pm »
Yeah some good fish in the Nui guys. Used Quasimodo's in size 14 on the buggers and alternated with small Glo Bugs. Down to 6 pound fluro in here for Max results. Upper section is deff worth a go :)
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Jokes / Re: A coupleof good ones
« Last post by Kotuku on September 26, 2012, 11:22:01 pm »
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.

Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.


For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.


Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..


An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing somefanatical son-of-a-bitch.


If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.


Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.


They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.


Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.


An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.


These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.


Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.


HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
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Hinemaiaia River And Rip / A Couple of Gripes!!
« Last post by Stuffer on September 19, 2012, 01:17:13 am »
Just had 2 glorious months fishing this beautiful river, amongst others in the area of course, but have a couple of gripes about some thoughtless anglers fishing this river.

1. Is it legal to clean fish on the rivers? I've scanned the DOC regulations and can't find any reference, but can anybody give me a definitive answer? Dave Cade, AKA Didymo Dave is tireless in his efforts to rid the river banks of predatory pests such as rats, stoats, weasels, etc., and has 140 odd traps he sets and maintains on a regular basis. If anglers are cleaning fish and throwing the guts into the river, and I saw this on several occasions, the remains ultimately get caught up somewhere along the river bank and act as encouragement to these unwanted pests. Next time you're up the river just observe the bird life, it's just magnificent, and due in a major part to Dave's efforts. This is undoubtedly the prettiest river in the area so lets keep it that way.

2. I don't believe anglers would intentionally walk over the spawning redds but I cringe every time I see them doing so. I believe its ignorance on behalf of many anglers but the redds are so obvious and very easy to avoid. Remember, this is our future fish stock you're destroying!

3. The amount of rubbish on the banks is increasing; it's so easy to put it in your pocket and dispose of it in the proper manner. Wrappers, tippet material, cigarette butts, it's all there for everybody to see. This is a world class fishery with lots of international visitors who repeat their experiences to others when they return home; we can each do our bit to ensure the "Pure NZ" message rings true.

Geez I never thought I'd be capable of this but I'm pleased I got it off my chest. I don't apologise for it but Hatepe and the Hinemaiaia River have held a special place in my heart since I was about 4 years old, that's more than %# years.   ;) ;) 
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Jokes / Re: A coupleof good ones
« Last post by Kotuku on September 13, 2012, 05:00:38 am »
Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10
glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her.

She had been shot dead!

Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided
that
he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles
available
he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate.

 
He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.
The sex was good but all the dove would say was:
'I  am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'

 
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and
flew off once more to find a mate.
He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.

Again  the sex was good but all the loon would say was:
'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon.

 
Once more he flew off to find a mate.
This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.

This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was........

NO,  The duck didn't say THAT

....Don't be SO disgusting!

Get you mind out of the gutter       
 
The  duck said....
'I  am a DRAKE,
You  made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
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Jokes / Re: A coupleof good ones
« Last post by Kotuku on September 06, 2012, 04:27:06 pm »
The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said: "Ladies, remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"

She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember. You're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" answered the teacher.

"I was just wondering," the man said. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

You better believe it - wrong question!!
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Jokes / Re: A coupleof good ones
« Last post by Kotuku on September 05, 2012, 05:07:57 am »
Subtle Males:

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".


My girlfriend has just asked me how many women I've shagged.
I said, 'I really dont want to answer that love, you know I've had a past & I don't want to upset you!'
'C'mon' she said, 'I can handle it!'
So I had to sit there and count them all.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12.


My Wife asked me to go to the Doctors about my Erection problem, she wasn't pleased when I came back and gave her some Slimming Pills


I was at a wedding reception when the DJ announced all the married men out there go and stand by the person who makes your life worth living. The barman was crushed to death


My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting ready to go out when finally the door swung open and she said, "Honestly , do I look fat in this".
I replied, "Yes love, but to be fair, it's only a small bathroom".
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Tell Us about What Happened / Re: Members Fishing Report
« Last post by firstdrift on September 03, 2012, 12:49:12 pm »
Hey man, yeah its been hard going thats for sure. The best river to be on, (if you can catch up to a pod of fish) is the Tonagriro. Although in saying that a friend and I went in there on Friday and only caught one. Alex is a damn good fisherman too.
Im about to have a poke in the Nui :)
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Tell Us about What Happened / Re: Members Fishing Report
« Last post by visbefok on September 02, 2012, 04:16:21 am »
Man, it's been tough fishing up the rivers the past few weeks, low, clear water filled with nervous spooky fish, I have really been working hard at getting them to take a fly. It's times like these when you land more than one in a day its a huge achievement  :D, it looks like there is a bit more rain on the way and westerly winds, so let's hope for the best!
( the snowboarding has been great though  ;D)
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